it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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