Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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