I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
