i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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