I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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