I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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