you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's the barista slut.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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