i think my tv is drunk
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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