I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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