its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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