D3 body, D1 cock
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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