I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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