Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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