He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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