White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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