Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I want to fling myself into the sun
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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