At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Randomize
