I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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