I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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