Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just google imaged poop.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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