goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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