also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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