We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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