Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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