Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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