But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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