Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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