you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Randomize
