are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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