all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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