Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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