It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
are you so shy because you have an std?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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