all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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