it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
be right there i have to get my cape
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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