i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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