Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
