so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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