Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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