...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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