I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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