They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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