I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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