She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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