dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
operation have a gay friend backfired
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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