i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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