it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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