After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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