Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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