I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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