Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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