so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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