i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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