would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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