How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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