I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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